i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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