Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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