butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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