Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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I don't understand how people can piss themselves... I'm assuming you were drinking, but I've drank and been near death before and didn't piss myself...
Oddly enough, that's how I woke up for class this morning...
1:37, not everyone does it, but some people do.
You must be my ex-boyfriend, eyeroll.
the things I want to post won't but that shit does
Omg that's hilarious
If you haven't drank yourself to the point of pissing your pants... You're either an extreme light weight that thinks they've been drunk or a woman.
Best alarm clock ever!!!!!!!!
ahh story of my life
hey...you didn't piss yourself. That was mine!
you don't think you would have woke? where do you work, the derek zoolander center for kids who can't read good?