It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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