Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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