Well douche your snatch and let's go!
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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