I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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