I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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