Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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