I hate your face
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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