No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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