WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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