lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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