I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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