what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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