It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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