Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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