shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize
