How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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