Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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