there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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