Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.