are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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