Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(573): View more from Missouri

she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight

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(801): View more from Utah

let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.

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(619): View more from California

found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.

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(541): View more from Oregon

he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.

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(661): View more from California

And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"

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(802): View more from Vermont

I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair

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