we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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