No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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