We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Another day, another engagement, another cat
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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