dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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