Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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