I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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