i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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