I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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