Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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