You work out of a Hotel?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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