haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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