Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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Come see our sink grown plant.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I need to sanitize my soul.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
wow bdsm is so cute
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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