Dual....:-)
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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