I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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