its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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