also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I currently don't understand fingers.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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