Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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