I cockslap morals
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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