Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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