I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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