Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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