Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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