Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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