so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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