..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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