He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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