oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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