Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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