I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You can't just leave with hair like that
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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