its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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