Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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