Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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