I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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