I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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