I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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