Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you